Babies with Rabies: An ABC Survival Guide
R is for rabies.
Of COURSE it’s for rabies!
Your most imminent threat
is BABIES WITH RABIES!
It’s a post-apocalyptic world, and hordes of feral, teething babies are foaming at the mouth and roaming the streets looking for their next victim. You completed your training montage, you know how to sew fingers back on, you studied their weaknesses, and now there’s only one thing left to do: survive!
**BABIES WITH RABIES is the perfect gift for parents…or people who hate babies!**